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Joke of the Day

"Bear Grylls is hunting his next meal He carefully makes his bow and arrow, finds rabbit prints and follows them. After 3 hours he finds the rabbit lines up his shot and missed... Just by a hare."

"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."

"Making cakes Mom: I need to go to the store to buy some molasses. Dad: Why don't you just dig under the front yard?"

"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"

"Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East? Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East."

"I had the dream again, the one where I show up to a standardized test with a no.3 pencil."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his soup before it was cool"

"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"

"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."