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Joke of the Day

"Why do priests cry during sex? There's no telling."

"I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?"

"I fell bottom-first on to a window today. It was a pane in the arse."

"I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na."

"My biggest fear is that I have already discovered time travel and I will bump into myself and spoil the surprise."

"There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs."

"Why can't Indians drive cars? It's impossible to reach the pedals whilst sitting Indian style"

"Hey! It's Cyber Monday... a/s/l?"

"New children's book I'm working on: ""Nobody poops but you, you disgusting little freak""."

"A genius lives in every one of us. Each day more and more heavily..."