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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"

"What is the most popular brand of Indian vodka? Patel One."

"I'd probably die of starvation in England I heard that face sitting is illegal."

"I'll never forget my Granddad's last words before he kicked the bucket. 'How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?'"

"I always bring a condom with me on a night out. Unfortunately, it's always the same one."

"I just ordered a pair of 24"" socks They're two feet. (this actually happened)"

"I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that's when I was asked to leave Costco. THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage"

"Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on."

"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."

"In the summer desert heat what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil? -You are really blowing a lot of hot air"