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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !"

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take... -Lee Harvey Oswald"

"Why do black people keep the brims of their hats flat? So birds don't shit on their lips."

"Now, if you all will excuse me I'm going into my closet and I'm not coming out until I find something with an elastic waist..."

"What do you call an Asian woman with a white boyfriend? A sex slave."

"I decided to tell a gay joke but.... I decided to tell a gay joke but then I saw you walk into the room and I decided not to. You're always the butt end of the joke."

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"My middle finger gets a boner when i think of you"

"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."

"I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic."