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Joke of the Day

"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"

"What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half."

"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."

"Who the friggin hell buys a cat? There are cats everywhere. You just let one into your home and it becomes your cat."

"Why don't bears wear socks? They have bear feet"

"*Listening to red hot chili peppers* Me: You call that music? I can't even hear anything! Worker: Sir, stop putting produce to your ear."

"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"

"What did the bunny ask his boss for? A raise in *celery*."

"What's the worst thing about sex? Buffering."

"""Uhm, EXCUSE me, my eyes are out HERE."" -- Hammerhead sharks"