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"Where did Josh Duggar take his first Ashley Madison date? Subway"
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"What bounces and makes little children cry? My donation check to Feed the Children!"
"What is a neck beard's favorite country? M'Laysia"
"Captain Oveur: Say Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No Sir, but I have been in a chicken coop."
"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."
"Review of ""grandma"": slow, slow-witted, terrified of technology, can't bench for shit, no karate, basically racist "
"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."
"How to Jews travel? By air."
"My favorite drawings at the Mohammad cartoon festival in Texas... were the two chalk outlines out front."
"[NASA press conf] ""good news: we found a cat on Mars"" REPORTER: & the bad news? ""[recalls Curiosity rover running it over] uh it's sleeping"""