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Joke of the Day
"How to Jews travel? By air."
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"What is your name? Hugh Mungus"
"Someone called me ma'am today and all of my books turned to large print!"
"English man reaches for his wallet to pay hooker.... She replies ""oh, so you want me to pound you?"""
"Stonewall Jackson was usually in charge of confederate forces during the Civil War. Well General Lee i mean."
"Did you hear about the house built by lesbians? There's no studs, just tongue and groove."
"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."
"Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds."
"My thanks to Mexican Coke for sponsoring this week's weirdly tight pants. ""Mexican Coke: Porque tu pantalones deben ser dolorosos."""
"Give a man a fish: you just killed a fish. Teach a man to fish: you just killed like a thousand fish"