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Joke of the Day
"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."
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"I was talking to the anorexic cannibal.. I told him self-indulgence isn't the answer and he needs to face his problems. He threw up his arms and walked away."
"Where will you never find a hipster fish? The mainstream"
"I have the Heart of a Lion.... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo..."
"I just used the messiest urinal... If you ever see the model ""Dyson Airblade"" just go use a regular toilet. If you'll excuse me, I need a shower."
"""Science HAS gone too far,"" I whisper, gazing out across the sea of boneless chickens slithering through the farmyard. The Colonel laughs."
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm read for free"
"I like all my women to be Just the same as my morning coffee, I.e. liquid and hot, Often drunk on a yacht And usually bought for a fee."
"What are they going to use to build the wall? The bricks that were shat by people when Trump became president."
"Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called ""talking"""