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Joke of the Day

"What is a neck beard's favorite country? M'Laysia"

"Old man first world problem I can't use a fleshlight without first using viagara"

"Boss: Have I made myself clear? Me: No, I can still see you. Boss: Shakes head."

"What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi? A scientologist."

"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."

"Where do otters come from? Otter Space!"

"What kind of television do horses like? Saddle-lite TV"

"Did you hear the latest about Donald Sterling? He wouldn't get in his limo. He said that it was ""too black."""

"Bury it... ...it's my dad's 'dead joke'."

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."