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Joke of the Day

"Captain Oveur: Say Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No Sir, but I have been in a chicken coop."

"This guy at the bar yells in my face ""Have you been sleeping with my wife?!""... I said ""No, she's always awake when I'm over there"""

"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testicles (though I'm sure you smarties already got it)."

"If I were a movie villain I'd make a bomb where the wires are all one color."

"A man in North Korea got given 40 years in a labour camp for calling Kim Jong Un an idiot... 5 for slander, and 35 for revealing state secrets-"

"What is white, moody, easy to beat and makes me do stupid stuff? My penis."

"What do you tell a cow blocking a road? Mooove"

"A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: ""What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?"" ""Well, I don't know"" she answers shyly. ""OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."""

"I'm so sick of unexpected character deaths for shock value. This is a terrible pilates video."

"Hi I'm German... Did you really expect me to make a joke?"