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Joke of the Day
"We're shutdown, but not 'stop collecting taxes' shutdown. - the government"
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"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"
"What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both can be used to carry vegetables...."
"Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?"
"Who is James Bond's favorite bartender? Michael J Fox"
"I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married."
"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."
"I asked god for a bike but I knew it didn't work that way... So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness instead."
"Whats the best part about twenty-three year old's. There's twenty of them"
"My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager."