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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best part about twenty-three year old's. There's twenty of them"
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"Facial hair problems I have trouble growing facial hair, so I decided to get married so that I finally know what it's like to have a beard."
"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"
"What is the media of choice for the mallard? **DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough* --lololololol"
"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""
"What is brown and rhymes with snoop dogg? Dr. Dre"
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"Don't kill yourself over a boy, he'll bring another girl to your funeral."
"I legally changed my name to Edward Genocide... ...you can call me Ed G."
"A Unit of Power Walks Into A Bar Watt?"