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Joke of the Day
"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"
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"A Truck full of terrapins going north and a truck full of tortoises going south... They collide. It was a turtle disaster."
"A newly wedded desperate soldier .. A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. :P"
"What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler"
"Took my pet lion in an elevator along with shocked shoppers this morning. There was quite an uproar."
"At my daughter's dance recital. Wait. I don't have any kids. I'm leaving. These girls suck at ballet."
"What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles? Electricity."
"wife: Would you ever want an open marriage? me *messages every girl in my phone asking if they'd have sex with me* Umm *all respond no* Nah"
"""Update Adobe or we'll kill you""-flash mob"
"Please stop throwing my only possession. ~dogs everywhere"