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Joke of the Day
"My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager."
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"I don't think this bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups on my desk is making me as indispensable to the workplace as I had hoped."
"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe!"
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"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye... use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler"
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"Waiter waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes ma'am they can't stand the boiling water."
"A man cooled himself to -273.15 Celsius But don't worry he's 0k"