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Joke of the Day
"My boss is so nit picky that he's not even a micro manager... ...he's a quantum manager."
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"I like my women just like my beer. Bound together with plastic."
"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"
"What is the clumsiest bee? A bumbling bee."
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"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."
"Microsoft skipped Windows 9 because 7, 8, 9"
"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"
"What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut :-D"
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