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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."
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"[stuck on an island] message in bottle: if anyone gets this, please save us bottle returns: if this gets 10k RTs on Twitter we'll send help"
"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."
"Why do Native Americans have such good hearing? They have engineers"
"Atilla the Hun, Adolf Hitler and a lawyer are stranded with you on a island ... - and you have a gun with only 2 bullets, who do you shoot? -- The lawyer twice."
"I was so happy when I got my new thesaurus in the mail. But when I opened it, every page was blank! Damn. I have no words to describe how upset I am."
"If the hamburgler was black he'd be dead because mayor mccheese was basically rudy Giuliani"