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Joke of the Day

"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 ""number 1's"" and a not guilty verdict"

"Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots."

"Mark Zuckerberg I know you are a new parent but it's way more fun to tell children you are giving away their inheritance when they are teens"

"What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor."

"Now tell me how old your baby is in HOURS."

"Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs."

"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney :("

"Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache."

"What's green and has wheels? A Pickle and I lied about the wheels."