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Joke of the Day
"I have so much Astronomy work it's out of this world."
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"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"My dad said something earlier that gave me chills. He said, ""I'm turning off the heating."""
"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."
"Step 1 to help stop a baby choking Take your dick out its mouth"
"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"
"I normally despise the idea of ""separate but equal"", but I would love a separate gay drink menu."
"NASA: you've been selected to spend a year on the space station ME: wow that's awesome NASA: you and your entire family! ME: oh ok no thanks"
"I've always wanted to be a plumber But it's probably just a pipe dream."
"""That's nice dear."" -Grandmas version of ""cool story bro."""