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Joke of the Day

"The reason I have only broken 9 out of the 10 Commandments... ...is because I would have to be one sick and twisted individual to use the Lord's name in vain!"

"What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding? One less drunk person."

"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."

"What's long and white? The line to Starbucks."

"How do you find the pilot at a party? He'll tell you."

"What stars go to jail? Shooting stars."

"What's the best time to buy a bird? When it goes cheep!"

"What did the aorta say to the inferior vena cava Your so vain"

"""Then it's agreed. We'll meet back in this same place in 10 years."" -Me to some dishes in my sink"

"What did the Muslim train conductor say to the passengers as they were getting on? Allah-board"