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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."

"How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies? Where there's a Will, there's a way."

"What to mopeds and fat chicks have in common? They're both fun to ride until one of your friends sees you on one."

"An atheist and a vegan walk into a bar... The only reason I know this is because they both told everybody."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound Station and a crab with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"I think that the NSA is after me Because I'm Snowden after this blizzard"

"Don't buy drinks from children on the side of the road. The money never really goes to aid for lemons."

"Why can't you hear my grandma when she's taking a piss? 'coz her pussy is hanging in the water!!"

"Whenever I meet a guy named Paul, I ask if it's short for Paula, then I laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & making friends is hard. :("

"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"