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Joke of the Day

"Judgment Day will be long, grueling and brutal. On the plus side, there will be a special ""Fudge-ment Day!"" stand for the kids."

"October's cool because you can buy 60 Snickers, 48 beers, a hockey mask, chainsaw, 30 leaf bags and the cashier won't even acknowledge it."

"I wasn't snoring.. I was dreaming I'm a dirt bike."

"""Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks combined."" - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark."

"Have homeless dudes tried just running a comb through their hair?"

"When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......"

"Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass..."

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"

"We saw the german chancellor fall down the stairs ! AUA !"

"LAWYER JOKE whats the difference between a lawyer and a liar? liars sometimes unknowingly speak the truth"