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Joke of the Day

"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"

"A priest comes into a bar. Wait, no it was a choirboy. So priest comes into a choirboy."

"Why did truffle get invited to the party? Cos he was a fun-guy"

"Have you ever tried sex when camping? It's fucking intense..."

"Pinocchio had 2 pets. He had a cat named mittens and a dog named champ. He also had a wood pecker."

"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."

"People in public restrooms don't really like playing Peek-a-boo, apparently."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? (x-post from /r/adviceanimals) Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"

"Stay safe out there on New Years Eve Who am I kidding, I'm talking to Redditors."