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Joke of the Day
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"
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"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."
"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."
"Gary Johnson in an Interview.. Reporter: Knock Knock! Gary Johnson: Who's there? Reporter: What is Alep Gary Johnson: What is Alepwho? Reporter: a-are you serious?"
"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."
"There's an website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"
"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"
"Do you like fishsticks? What are you a gay fish"
"Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry."
"I was reading a subreddit about unfinished sentences and it was Im not finishing this one eithe"