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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"Mickey and Minnie go to get divorced... When the judge asks for the reason, Mickey: ""Because my wife is fucking goofy."" Judge: ""You mean she's crazy?"" Mickey: ""No, she's just fucking goofy!"""

"How do you tell a joke about ISIS? It's all about the execution"

"I used to have Osama Bin Laden as a contact. I removed him because he was blowing up my phone. Oh god this that was so shitty."

"New Years Resolution My New Years Resolution is to try 100 brand new things. How many chemicals are crack? Lets get this done in one sitting."

"If I ever wake up on Christmas Day and there's a Mercedes outside with a giant ribbon on it, I'm gonna assume it has an ignition bomb"

"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee, tied up in burlap and thrown over the back of a donkey."

"Politicians only kiss babies because it might be theirs."

"Remember, people only rain on your parade because they're jealous of your sun & tired of their shade."