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Joke of the Day

"I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!"

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"I hate when you compliment on their mustache... ..and suddenly she's not your friend anymore."

"why do feminists have two more brain cells than a cow? so when you play with their tits they don't shit on the floor."

"I failed a Health and Safety course at work today... One of the questions was: ""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""Fuckin' big ones"" was apparently the wrong answer. Edit: grammer"

"What's the difference between your PC and your Penis? Usually its small, used often and you dont let just ANYONE touch it."

"happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross"

"The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death."

"I'm a champion of grammar; A grampion, if you will."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse? She didn't."