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Joke of the Day

"If we all just agree that we're fine, we'll never again have to ask each other how we are."

"Never Go Shopping When You Are Hungry. but it's been over a week now and every day I just get hungrier."

"Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."

"HR: What are some of your strengths? Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!"

"The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray."

"[hears a voice in the sky] - Is it you? GOD?! [kneels] Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?"

"What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer"

"Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out."