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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field? A farmer"

"The fact that you can feel sad, then listen to a song and feel better proves that feelings are stupid."

"I like my women like I like my coffee with my dick in them."

"What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits until the boy is 14 to come on his face"

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."

"If both kids are screaming.... ....both kids are alive. It's science"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tsss"

"I'll never forget the last thing my grandpa told me before he kicked the bucket. He said ""Watch how far I can kick this bucket!"""

"[walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting an aquarium] wife: what did you think a tiger shark was, brent"

"Trading gold for a good consulting / corporate or office joke... Guys, it's been a long day, I need a laugh and I've got three months of gold to give away. Help me out?"