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Joke of the Day
"Ok so we get a deaf cat hear me out."
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"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body."
"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."
"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"
"Did you hear about the useful kid who jerks off too much? He cums in handy"
"Morbid Humor What did one casket say to the other casket? Was that you coffin?"
"RIP time spent on Twitter."
"What's Trump's favorite Olympic sport? Fencing!"
"What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer? Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)"
"My house is really small until I can't find my phone."