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Joke of the Day
"Best Relationship Advice: Make sure you're the crazy one."
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"What do mathematicians drink? Anything to ease the pain."
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"""Look, Just Do Something to His Butt."" - Cosmopolitan magazine finally runs out of cover ideas"
"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"
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"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."
"What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke? To get to the other side."