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Joke of the Day

"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? ""Where's Popcorn?"""

"Knock knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive my jokes are bad."

"A Boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother.... They couldn't settle on a name, Until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"

"My friend lives on a court with a sign, ""No outlet."" I wonder where he plugs in his TV?"

"I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit"

"So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast..."

"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."

"I recently realised that tofu is over rated. It's just a curd to me. Source: some organic food companies truck in Auckland."

"Barrack Obama In India :p 15,000 CCTVs getting installed for Obama's visit in Delh.i (India). That's just racist. Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything."