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Joke of the Day
"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."
Next Joke
"I text this girl who was renting a room in my house ""I want to lick you out"" If she likes the text then I go with it, if not I blame predictive text and it was meant to say ""I want to kick you out""."
"I made this joke up. Man 1: Hey, I haven't seen you in a few days. What's up? Man 2: Oh, I went pearl diving in Ming Chao. Man 1: Oh? Where's Ming Chao? Man 2: She's getting dressed."
"What made the cable guy late? There was a cord-eal"
"I haven't spoken to my wife in 6mths, I don't like to interrupt her."
"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
"A guy just offered me 8 legs of Venison for 40. Does that sound too dear?"
"Know how much a pirate pays for corn? Bucaneer"
"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."
"What is a sure way to get a girl at a bar? Order a Cosbypolitan cocktail"