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Joke of the Day

"[hears a voice in the sky] - Is it you? GOD?! [kneels] Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?"

"*chases cat around the house with a lint roller"

"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."

"I saw an entire family with huge butts I guess you can say It's in their genes"

"What do you call non-muslims that rides motorcycle? Kafir rider"

"You're not a REAL American until you're at least 30 lbs overweight."

"What word isn't in the Bat-dictionary? Killing, unless your talking about his parents"

"""I like cooking my family and my pets."" Use commas. Don't be a psycho."

"2016 That's it."