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Joke of the Day

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""

"What's Franklin D Roosavelt's favorite game show? Deal or New Deal"

"A very British joke: I went to a class to learn how to make the perfect cup of tea It was a steep learning curve"

"What's the best thing about going on a surprise vacation with a gay guy? His shit's already packed."

"What happened to the Marine that took a laxative? He was relieved of doodie."

"I'm on the snake diet. It's the one where you lie on the floor all day, eat 25% of your body weight, and hiss at anyone who comes near you."

"During lunch I asked my food server which salad she preferred. She said, ""Either one! They're both amazeballs!"" I got a hamburger."

"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"What is the greatest show of trust in a person? Letting a cannibal give you a blowjob."

"NSFW:Guy's should hold on to their memories. Guy's should hold on to their memories. Stupid Auto Correct: I meant mammaries."