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Joke of the Day

"Gay dude was reading a holiday brochure then he tells his partner, ""This year we should try Greece."" His partner looks up and ask him. ""Whts wrong with the Vaseline?"""

"If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant... Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?"

"The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail is driving a Ferrari."

"I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but... Na BrO"

"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? Booooooooooooookake"

"Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive!"

"Why couldn't Robin play cricket? Because he lost his bat, man."

"Why did Pinocchio tell lies? Because he was a fucking liar! -from Louis CK's AMA-"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat."

"Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff."