20402

Joke of the Day

"I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but... Na BrO"

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"Texas... It's not the heat, it's the stupidity."

"I made a pass at my girlfriend's mum and my girlfriend is furious... She tripped over the ball and broke her nose."

"Why do Australians take forever to play chess? Because they never make it past the first check, mate."

"Wish I had a neck like an owl so when a guy is spooning me right after sex I could turn my head all the way around and say that was awful"

"In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf"

"I told my friend I hope to deliver a joke half as well as her some day. Sadly, we men will never know the joys of childbirth."

"I was sitting in traffic today and I got run over."

"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"