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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff."

"I'm really upset that Vine is getting shut down, because I won't be able to use the phrase, ""do it for the Vine"" anymore... ""Do it or I'll fucking kill you"" just doesn't have the same ring to it."

"A mother borrows her gay son's phone She needed to get in touch with her husband, so she clicked the contact titled ""Daddy bear"" in her son's phone. It was not her husband who answered."

"I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have."

"what part of the alphabet is the wettest? H to O"

"How can you make a witch itch? Take away her ""W."""

"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"

"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a crap."""

"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."

"Why did the cyclist stop riding? He was two tired"