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Joke of the Day
"Why did the water turn into steam? It mistbehaved"
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"What is white and 14 inches long? Absolutely nothing. It's MLK weekend, lets have your best white jokes."
"*dims the lights so you look like your selfies*"
"My grandfather was a fantastic fisherman... they used to call him the ""Master-Baiter""."
"Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales"
"What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants!"
"You want to scare someone? Call them."
"E-incense to mask e-joint e-odor."
"We should give the Nobel Peace Prize to the person who figures out how to clap while holding a drink at a concert."
"TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract' whoops, wrong sub"