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Joke of the Day

"We should give the Nobel Peace Prize to the person who figures out how to clap while holding a drink at a concert."

"Want to have a haircut like Jesus? Just ask for the ""What Would Jesus 'Do!"""

"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period, since it ends his sentence."

"Did you know scientists just announced diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes"

"[rap battle] *drops the mic* *scrambles around trying to pick up the mic* [20min earlier] *other guy covering my mic in butter*"

"What are crisp like milk and go 'eek eek eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !"

"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"

"Alcohol won't mend a broken heart.But that doesn't mean I won't try it again tonight."

"Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?"

"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""