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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you see penguins in Britain? Because they're afraid of Wales"
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"I like my slaves how I like my coffee. Free."
"How does NASA organize a party? They planet."
"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."
"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"
"What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination? A log n truck."
"Whole Foods mixed up the labels on regular & vegan chicken salads. Vegans became suspicious when they experienced a fleeting moment of joy."
"Is Google male or female? Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"*accidentally deletes a tweet* MY LITERATURE!"
"What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once? Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs."