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Joke of the Day
"TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract' whoops, wrong sub"
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"Don't go chasing waterfalls. *turns on tap* We have their children. They will come to us."
"Yo Momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew and thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at Hardees."
"Osama was found hiding in mansion in Abbottabad. Talk abbot-a-bad place to try and hide..."
"My girlfriend can manipulate the muscles in her fanny to make a shag feel like a blowjob. Ironically, when she uses the muscles in her mouth, she sounds like a twat."
"Can someone please help me to spell misogynistic? A man preferably"
"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop asks, ""Can I help you with your luggage?"" The photon replies, ""I don't have any, I'm traveling light."""
"A horse who got its face blown off in a war walks into a bar Bartender goes ""why the long...oh"". What a dick."
"(NSFW) How much cum does a gay guy have? A buttload"
"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall... ...As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."