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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him."
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"What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda? Pan, duh!"
"8 out of every 5 people are mathematically illiterate"
"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""
"What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk."
"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"
"A girl goes to the doctor... A girl asks her doctor ""Are there many calories in sperm?"". Doc replies ""Look love, if you swallow, no one cares how fat you are!""."
"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."
"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."