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Joke of the Day

"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."

"I understand the face situation but you don't have to be ugly on the inside too"

"Why couldn't the post-it note make it to his son's birthday party? Because he was stuck at the office!"

"What's a rapper's favorite candy? Eminems."

"Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him."

"my dance moves can best be described as ""did that dude just try to leap frog?"" & ""whoa that's a lot of blood"" & ""is he still alive?"""

"Shout out to the ampersand for always being willing to stand in the gap & help make our tweets complete by giving back those extra two lette"

"What are ISIS militants using to stuff their Thanksgiving goat? Their dicks!"

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11 Because it has another 1"

"Headache A guy asked his wife how she slept and she said 'not well, I was up in the night with a headache'. 'Funny', he said, 'I don't remember waking up and asking you for sex'."