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Joke of the Day
"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"
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"What'd you call a German businessman? An enterpreNeuer."
"My wife wanted to have sex in the back of the car..... So I got stuck driving her and her boyfriend around all night."
"Fucking customer keeps calling & asking for a quote even though I keep telling him I'm not an inspirational mother fucker."
"Are you an elixir? Because you made my PP go up."
"WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday"
"Did you know you can catch a bullet... But only once"
"Practice safe lunch... Use a condiment."
"To err is human; to moo bovine."
"I will never forget my grandpas last words. ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""