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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only takes one nail"

"Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic? Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower."

"5+5=6 -5+6=-12 10+10=200 no joke"

"Good cop: you two could go away for six years each for this Add cop: for a total of twelve years between you"

"Give a man a subtweet and he'll be like ""is this about me?"" Teach a man to subtweet you'll be like ""is that about me?"""

"Are you a witch? Cause I heard you like riding broomsticks."

"*finds all 7 dragonballs *dragon appears* ""WHAT IS YOUR WIS...OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK"""

"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent! I'm not ashamed."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""Want something to drink?"". Decartes replies ""I think not"", and disappears."

"Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on."