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Joke of the Day
"Ya know? You're like a blister... you only turn up once all the hard work is done."
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"I got a tattoo in memory of MH370... You'll never find it."
"Joan Rivers is just like Soldier Field... She used to be a National Historical Landmark before all of the modifications."
"Whenever I get a stack of job applications, I throw half of them in the garbage I don't want unlucky people working for me"
"A dyslexic put a dinner roll on a chair before he sat down... It was a pad bun."
"TGIF Tongue goes in First"
"Why does hitler not like jewish lemonade ? Its to hasidic"
"What's the difference between Texas and Russia? One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold."
"At this late date, the only way I'm gonna be famous is if I save a baby from a fire. And the baby is filming the whole thing with his phone."
"Did you hear about the french man who got raped by a group of mimes? They did unspeakable things to him."