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"""Pumpkin spiceberg, literally right ahead!"" -White girl Titanic"
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"How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies? 10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms"
"I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards."
"FACEBOOK asks me what I'm thinking, TWITTER asks me what I'm doing, FOURSQUARE asks me where I am. Conclusion: Internet is my girlfriend!"
"Did you hear about that mad cow disease? A cow to another: ""Did you hear about that mad cow disease? Makes cows go completely insane!"" The other cow: ""Good thing I'm a helicopter!"""
"What did the cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ? 'Lovely dear he looks good enough to eat!'"
"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."
"What do you call an attractive zombie? Drop dead gore-geous!"
"Do you believe in life after love? Ted Bundy apparently didn't."
"[sound of can opening] wife: you're drinking a beer this early? me: c'mon...it's super bowl sunday wife: but we're still at church"