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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that mad cow disease? A cow to another: ""Did you hear about that mad cow disease? Makes cows go completely insane!"" The other cow: ""Good thing I'm a helicopter!"""

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"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."
"The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the ""N"" word ...... You in big trouble sucka"
"How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have? Nun"
"What do you call Nightwing in a coffin? Dick in a box."
"Planning to edit the three Hobbit movies into one watchable movie. Should I use Instagram or Vine?"
"Why does it see like fur is more hated than leather? Its easy to harass a 90lb aneroxic and walk away. It's a lot harder to do the same to the 250lb tattooed, long haired, biker."
"What's the hardest part of a vegatable to eat? The wheelchair."
"*pulls away from kissing, stares intently into his eyes Your eyes are like pools of melted chocolate Him: U started your diet, didn't u"
"So say some animals *were* injured in the making of a film. Is that listed in the credits or what? ""Bob hurt one bird. He's very sorry."""