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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador."
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"What do you call an Asian gold digger? Cha Ching"
"DEFENSE: Your Honor, will you allow my client to escape? JUDGE: I'll allow it PROSECUTOR: Aw WTF JUDGE: Let's see where he goes with this"
"How many letters can you wear on your feet? 10 E's"
"""If Trump wins I'm moving to Canada"" So people fleeing their country from political crisis isn't OK unless it's the USA..."
"What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit? Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something."
"[drinks milk from carton] WHY AREN'T YOU USING A GLASS?!? ""I went to the eye doctor"" What does that mean? ""He said I don't need glasses"""
"My eyesight is so bad that, after I took my contacts out last night, I chatted to my cat for 5 mins before I realised it was my handbag."
"What's a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!"
"I'm rich beyond my wildest dream... Too bad my dreams were never too wild."