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Joke of the Day

"I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards."

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"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""
"*shows up at ur door holding a bouquet of flowers with all the petals ripped off* hi, i brought u som flowers that told me u love me"
"I broke up with my gym We just weren't working out."
"""BRB"" - Hindu Gravestone"
"This status is dedicated to whatever you're ignoring in real life to read it."
"What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww"
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