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Joke of the Day

"I thought VH1 was showing an episode of The Golden Girls, but turns out it was an interview with Steven Tyler, David Bowie & Keith Richards."

"What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid? The girl who puts it there."

"Steven Gerard has finished his book about his football career, the problem is that he hasn't got a Title..."

"In the old days when people knocked on the door, you could hide. Now you have to disconnect from internet and turn off cell phones."

"What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive."

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol they can't change anything"

"So I'm going down on this homeless woman. And then she wakes up!"

"The toilet at my local Police Station has been stolen. Cops have nothing to go on"

"What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams? A bvr"

"A city worker was removing a stray bar extending out in to a sidewalk at forehead level... Thousands of comedians pummeled him to death, and the jokes continued."