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Joke of the Day

"[sound of can opening] wife: you're drinking a beer this early? me: c'mon...it's super bowl sunday wife: but we're still at church"

"Why doesn't the U.S. government allow students to visit North Korea? They become victims of youth-in-asia!"

"What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed? Down"

"Ethnic cleansing Is that what Michael Jackson did?"

"Have you heard about the Rabbi who did circumcisions for free? He worked for tips."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"

"My wife just told me she read all 1800 of my tweets. I feel like I did when I was 10 and my mom found that magazine under the mattress...."

"I'm a straight white guy who gets sad and is terrified of intimacy. Give me my own show! I am so unique!!!!!!"

"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"