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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !"
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"Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere"
"I'm at my most ""penguin"", when I'm walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles."
"Girl: Mom mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well keep out of the kitchen I've just washed the floor."
"What do you call a girl who fucks dogs? Weird... Haha fuck naw you call em Whitney Wisconsin"
"Why don't vultures eat at restaurants? They don't allow carrion."
"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."
"Just bought diapers and toilet paper because all my family does is shit."
"NEVER date someone that works for your cell phone provider. You're welcome."
"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."