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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !"

"Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox? He was syncing too much time into it."

"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."

"What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat? I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed."

"Why did Einstein marry his cousin? It's all relative."

"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator once It was wrong on so many levels"

"Men can I ask whats up with your all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash/insect repellent/motor oil/mouth wash/sun block/laundry detergent"

"If you can't beat them, try again when they're sleeping."

"Physics Joke A photon walks into a hotel and the bellman says ""can I help you with your bags?"" And the photon replies, ""no it's ok, I'm traveling light."""