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Joke of the Day

"A baby seal walks into a bar... Bartender asks ""What'll it be kid?"" Seal plops a five on the counter and says ""Anything but a Canadian Club."""

"Facebook does NOT need a dislike button. It's just gonna start more drama."

"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."

"why are Jews so good at studying ? cause they went to concentration camp !"

"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""

"Turtles do nothing and are slow as hell, yet they live for like 200 years. I'll probably live forever."

"The letter Q is an O smoking a cig and is therefore extremely cool"

"How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao."

"I can't find my lucky sweatpants. Now I'm going to totally bomb this job interview."

"The ""Hows it Made"" show of having kids Is called porn."