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Joke of the Day

"Saw a sticker that said ""my son was an honor student"". I almost got sad, but then I thought maybe he's not dead, maybe he's just stupid now"

"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."

"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"

"Don't run with scissors because you might accidentally trip, fall and cut the grand opening ribbon of a new museum 2 weeks ahead of schedule"

"What do the hotdogs taste like at the gay parade? Shit"

"WOMAN: Is anyone here a doctor?! MAN: I sure am! And I think I can. Save that man. Like eggs & ham. W: Shutup Seuss! I meant a real doctor."

" I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!"

"You say ""kiss ass,"" I say ""rim job enthusiast."""

"What do we want? ""A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!!"" When do we want it? ""FUCK!!"""

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"