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Joke of the Day
" I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!"
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"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."
"My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store."
"What did terrorist say to my friend Jack? Hi Jack!"
"TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up"
"Gay pride parade? Why isn't there a straight pride parade? They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot."
"I hope you all had a wonderful Mother's Day today. Just kidding, here's a reminder it's on May 10th."
"My Twitter clique is basically five or six people who have mistaken me for someone else."
"*goes to fabric store* Do you guys have boyfriend material?"
"Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots."