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Joke of the Day
"What would /u/doubledickdude's band be called? The Tu-Wang Clan"
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"What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college? Bison."
"What the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus The picture only takes one nail to hang."
"I routinely take 8 flights of stairs for no other reason than to avoid idle chit chat in the elevator. See, hating people can be healthy!"
"Apparently, if a bear attacks, you are supposed to play dead. You know, that sounds an awful lot like something a bear would say..."
"What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone? You-Rang-a-Tang?"
"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"
"Jokes are like food... Not everyone gets it."
"My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits."